Name: Ven Membership Status: Lifetime Member Title: Chairman of the Bored Age: 34 Sex: Male Sexuality: Straight Relationship: Single Occupation: Who Knows, Who Cares Location: Gloucester, VA. United States The Collective: Yes Homepage: ven.lordsofacid.com CoA Journal: View It Original Children of Acid Member Member For: 11 years Last Login: August 18th, 2008 7:26 PM
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Ven: RENE! RENE! You have enough xmas lights to grow like 1,000 marijuana plants. moderation moderation!
Bean: So what your saying is, if AdSense allowed coa to put those banners on CoA, Ven would be a millionaire? Tom: Not a millionaire, but coa would have a lot of money Bean: Damn Ven: Exactly!
(just remember folks, google will take your money without hesitation if you want AdWords advertising, but when it comes to AdSense, good luck) and for the record, we were denied Thu, 10 Jul 2003 15:51:34 for 'Unacceptable Site Content'. Who knows.. we don't have nudity.. and I've seen AdSense on WORSE sites. *peace*
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Rene (7:21:06 PM): you rock! Rene (7:21:12 PM): is there anything you don't know how to do?? Ven (7:21:26 PM): find a girlfriend *grin*
[15:08:14] <sand> did something big just take off from Langley [15:08:26] <Ven-X> your mom
Ven (7:54:57 PM): i swear, it is easier to kill myself and not have to deal with any of this shit. Alex (7:55:00 PM): i think it's a good idea
[01:05:40] <ven> finally people are checking out the auction [01:06:43] * GroggleFroth sells ven's body parts [01:12:34] <ven> ack [01:12:50] <ven> you'd get more for the macs [01:14:00] <N> Someone sent you mail! (Mail Waiting: 10,232) [01:14:19] <Ulf> ven: he is selling them to the children of acid, they pay well [01:14:57] <ven> sweet [01:15:02] <ven> carlos wants the cock [01:15:05] <ven> i know that for sure
*deep breath from a long day of work* 'I don't really need to shit, I just feel like sitting on the toilet for a bit'
Ven (10:23:39 PM): sometime we get together, we sing the blues Kimmeh (10:23:43 PM): *puzzles* Kimmeh (10:23:45 PM): yeah Kimmeh (10:23:49 PM): and drink Kimmeh (10:23:51 PM): moose ale Kimmeh (10:23:54 PM): or whatever it is Ven (10:24:50 PM): bean.. Ven (10:24:56 PM): seems to think Ven (10:25:07 PM): that when he drives home.. after smoking Ven (10:25:13 PM): his pee pee, gets warm Ven (10:25:17 PM): and then goes away Kimmeh (10:25:21 PM): HAHA Ven (10:25:26 PM): yeah. you stay home and rest Kimmeh (10:25:27 PM): oh my Kimmeh (10:25:37 PM): it gets warm...and then goes away...
Ven (10:25:50 PM): like.. a drive by warming Ven (10:26:10 PM): hi bean. *warms your nutsack* *vroom* Kimmeh (10:26:18 PM): beans' nuts Ven (10:26:26 PM): poor guy has been molested everyday when he drives home, alone in his car Ven (10:27:06 PM): bean has no comment for my senario Ven (10:27:18 PM): but did clear his throat in a uncomforting manner Ven (10:27:27 PM): hey. this shit is quotable Kimmeh (10:27:44 PM): hahahah Kimmeh (10:27:52 PM): bean no longer trusts his car alone Kimmeh (10:28:11 PM): bean's cars name Kimmeh (10:28:13 PM): is officially chesterFscked: listen for the burning smell Ven to SarahNeech le sigh.. I went to fling a booger across the room and it decided to change course and end up in my freakin' teaTribute to Spinal Tap and a female friend... Ven> I have to go to work.. at.. eleven.. Moon> well why not go to work at 10? Ven> cuz if I go to work at eleven, that is one less hour I have to be at work. Moon> Well why not just go in at 10 and leave an hour early.. Ven> cause I am going in at 11. Moon> Ven goes in, at 11"if your mom stuck her finger in there, she'd say it was sticky too""did you leave chunkies in my toilet?"Friday night quote (while watching Knight Rider Season 1 DVD) BakedBean: What is this? some kind of nurse porn? Ven-X: no dude he's at the hospital BakedBean: NO LOOK! LOOK WHERE SHE'S AT! *Nurse kneels down next to him at his car in the parking lot BakedBean: She's going to blow him Ven-X: Dude! you don't blow Michael Knight, while in KITT.. He'll record the whole fucking, thing and put it on the internet.for the past 5 minutes BakedBean has been laughing... cause I realized the metallica movie 'Some Kind of Monster' came out on DVD.. I guess it started when i thought I should just get theysoldout.com and put up a logo of the group. but it was taken.. then I thought, well I should just add the word FUCK in there.. but then decided to not waste my money..
went to amazon and they had the vid, but was too much. went to deepdiscountdvd.com.. they had it for $20.. then I decided why not just go online and download it.. which then triggered my outburst of ' I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU HAVE MY IP ADDRESS, SEND LARS OVER, I'LL SHOW HIM BUTTSEX'
bean is still laughing."Does your ultrathin ever get wet and sticky?" Nice commercial
Sylver> oh jesus christ, where is my coat? Ven> I drank it
MissStress (In A Dream) "I'm a model, they liked it"
Ven talking to Fscked
Ven> If you ever shot me in the dick... Ven> I would ask you to leave Ven> And never come back Ven> And don't even think of coming back for your PS2
Songs that challenge me: BTK - Rigamarole Zeroleen - All Good
